A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a
highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more
times. When she is about to hand him
another batch again he asks
the little old lady, “Why don’t you eat
the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because
we’ve no teeth,” she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
“Why do you buy them then?”
The old lady replied,
“We just love the chocolate around them.”